Two guys from Lion’s Head were returning from Wiarton, where they had bought some beer and went to the bar for some drinks. (it was in the 1970’s).
They picked up a hitch hiker. The one man drove and the other gave him directions “Farther to the left…move over to the right”.
The hitch hiker wondered what was going on.
“My brother’s blind!...he’s driving because he can’t lose his license!”.